{"id":1430,"date":"2003-02-07T13:19:00","date_gmt":"2003-02-07T18:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2003\/02\/07\/1430\/"},"modified":"2021-04-14T12:31:28","modified_gmt":"2021-04-14T20:31:28","slug":"1430","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2003\/02\/07\/1430\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crummy.com\/2003\/02\/07\/1\">Crummy<\/a> comes a site with <a href=\"http:\/\/home.online.no\/~gremmem\/engrish_ttt_captions\/\">screen caps<\/a> from a bootleg Asian DVD of <i>The Two Towers<\/i>, glorious subtitles included. A lot of them are just random, but these five are better than anything I could have come up with. The top left one&#8217;s a Unix nerd joke. The bottom right one is, somehow, going to be my new desktop wallpaper.<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<table cellpadding=\"3\" cellspacing=\"0\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/images\/two-towers-root.jpg\" target=\"picwindow\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/images\/two_towers_root_thumb.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"root\" \/><\/a> <\/td>\n<td><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/images\/two-towers-toast.jpg\" target=\"picwindow\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/images\/two_towers_toast_thumb.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"toast\" \/><\/a> <\/td>\n<td><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/images\/two-towers-I-say-toast.jpg\" target=\"picwindow\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/images\/two_towers_I_say_toast_thumb.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"I say toast\" \/><\/a> <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/images\/two-towers-sister.jpg\" target=\"picwindow\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/images\/two_towers_sister_thumb.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"sister\" \/><\/a> <\/td>\n<td><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/images\/two-towers-love.jpg\" target=\"picwindow\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/images\/two_towers_love_thumb.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"love\" \/><\/a> <\/td>\n<td><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Via Crummy comes a site with screen caps from a bootleg Asian DVD of The Two Towers, glorious subtitles included. A lot of them are just random, but these five are better than anything I could have come up with. The top left one&#8217;s a Unix nerd joke. The bottom right one is, somehow, going [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1430","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-discoveries","category-mild-lunacy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1430","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1430"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1430\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3595,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1430\/revisions\/3595"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1430"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1430"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1430"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}