{"id":143,"date":"2006-05-01T22:00:47","date_gmt":"2006-05-02T03:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2006\/05\/01\/maria-is-sick\/"},"modified":"2006-05-01T22:00:47","modified_gmt":"2006-05-02T03:00:47","slug":"maria-is-sick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2006\/05\/01\/maria-is-sick\/","title":{"rendered":"Maria is sick."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Brendan:<\/b>  &#8220;I should go get you some cough syrup.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><b>Maria:<\/b>  &#8220;Hmm&#8230;  I don&#8217;t know how I feel about that.  The guy in the X-Files sent somebody out for cough syrup, and he died.  But then again, he was British.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><b>Brendan:<\/b> &#8220;&#8230;  Your logic is flawless.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Brendan: &#8220;I should go get you some cough syrup.&#8221; Maria: &#8220;Hmm&#8230; I don&#8217;t know how I feel about that. The guy in the X-Files sent somebody out for cough syrup, and he died. But then again, he was British.&#8221; Brendan: &#8220;&#8230; Your logic is flawless.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maria","category-mild-lunacy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=143"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}