{"id":140,"date":"2006-05-05T00:02:19","date_gmt":"2006-05-05T05:02:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2006\/05\/05\/the-last-sentence-of-this-post-is-sarcastic\/"},"modified":"2006-05-05T00:02:19","modified_gmt":"2006-05-05T05:02:19","slug":"the-last-sentence-of-this-post-is-sarcastic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2006\/05\/05\/the-last-sentence-of-this-post-is-sarcastic\/","title":{"rendered":"The last sentence of this post is sarcastic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today I used my camera to take pictures of the parade!  I got a really perfect shot of Maria which you can never see, and a whole bunch of pictures of inflated mascots, and some inexpert pictures of confetti.  I underexposed about everything, but that&#8217;s what Paint Shop is for.  I also discovered that sometimes the autofocus loves me:<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<p><lj-cut text=\"I also got a giant pegasus butt.\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/images\/bloons.jpg\" alt=\"Balloons going away.\" title=\"I didn't get the presumable screaming child.\" \/><\/p>\n<p><\/lj-cut><\/p>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I like having a camera!  Perhaps I will make my pictures of the parade publicly available.  I understand there is a site called <i>Flicker<\/i> where you can put them <i>on lines.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I used my camera to take pictures of the parade! I got a really perfect shot of Maria which you can never see, and a whole bunch of pictures of inflated mascots, and some inexpert pictures of confetti. I underexposed about everything, but that&#8217;s what Paint Shop is for. I also discovered that sometimes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-140","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maria","category-obsessions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=140"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}