{"id":136,"date":"2006-05-17T11:35:46","date_gmt":"2006-05-17T16:35:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2006\/05\/17\/wheeeeeeeeoooo\/"},"modified":"2006-05-17T11:35:46","modified_gmt":"2006-05-17T16:35:46","slug":"wheeeeeeeeoooo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2006\/05\/17\/wheeeeeeeeoooo\/","title":{"rendered":"wheeeEEEEEOOOO"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/devilcactus.livejournal.com\/\" title=\"Will is not a devil OR a cactus.\">Will<\/a> trashes <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nb\/nb.cgi\/view\/anacrusis\/2006\/05\/16\/0\" title=\"You are tempting fate, Lyle.  Wait, I meant &quot;narrative convenience.&quot;\">Lyle&#8217;s<\/a> assumptions with another sequel from the LJ comment feed:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Elaine groans as the dripping ceiling becomes a trickle onto her math homework: melting clouds are not conducive to learning. She hasn&#8217;t actually gone to classes in two weeks, though; hasn&#8217;t gone outside. She&#8217;s afraid of what&#8217;s up there. Or what might be up there.<\/p>\n<p>When the wall between her burrow and the next collapses Elaine builds a fort out of borrowed furniture, reads by the weird light of a shard of broken sky. This lasts two days, until Dave asks for his sofa cushions back&#8211;and by that time she needs to use the bathroom anyway.<\/p>\n<p>She looks up, gasps:&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Will trashes Lyle&#8217;s assumptions with another sequel from the LJ comment feed: &#8220;Elaine groans as the dripping ceiling becomes a trickle onto her math homework: melting clouds are not conducive to learning. She hasn&#8217;t actually gone to classes in two weeks, though; hasn&#8217;t gone outside. She&#8217;s afraid of what&#8217;s up there. Or what might be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,21,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-connections","category-conspirators","category-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=136"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}