{"id":1355,"date":"2003-05-27T21:41:00","date_gmt":"2003-05-28T02:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2003\/05\/27\/1355\/"},"modified":"2021-04-14T13:16:34","modified_gmt":"2021-04-14T21:16:34","slug":"1355","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2003\/05\/27\/1355\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

I want the last<\/a> two<\/a> shots to be the last Idiotcams\u00a9 from in Rodes 2, but there’s a problem: apparently I spent all of senior week adding to the Plastic Mullet Series.<\/p>\n

Yes, I am aware that thanks to the Fox network, mullets themselves have jumped the shark<\/a>, but I still find the plastic mullet itself (which turns out to have belonged to Lisa<\/a> all along, and which she ended up donating to me) a singularly baroque object. It possesses a level of absurdity above and beyond that of the standard mullet picture. It is, in short, a higher calling.<\/p>\n

That I might better answer its siren song, I present to you Plastic Mullet Extravalooza 2K3!<\/b> This unprecedented collection not only the mighty Darren<\/a> at last, but new inanimate objects<\/a> and the only girl<\/a> who’s ever seemed happy to be wrangled into the headdress. If you order now, you’ll also get Jon’s whole<\/a> entire<\/a> dang<\/a> family<\/a>, not to mention a couple of Lallys (elder<\/a> and younger<\/a>). To top it all off, this one-time-only special captures the elusive Evan<\/a> and–yes!–my own sister<\/a>!<\/p>\n

Back to bittersweet angst soon, I promise, but right now I’m going to have to glory in the possession of this much dirt on so many people. I hope none of you ever want to run for office, guys. I own<\/i> you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I want the last two shots to be the last Idiotcams\u00a9 from in Rodes 2, but there’s a problem: apparently I spent all of senior week adding to the Plastic Mullet Series. Yes, I am aware that thanks to the Fox network, mullets themselves have jumped the shark, but I still find the plastic mullet […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,47,19,108],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conspirators","category-jon-and-amanda","category-mild-lunacy","category-rodes-2-group-home"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1355"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1355\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3675,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1355\/revisions\/3675"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}