{"id":135,"date":"2006-05-23T09:17:19","date_gmt":"2006-05-23T14:17:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2006\/05\/23\/hey-mom-let-me-know-if-you-want-this-post-to-be-1-in-the-google-results-for-their-names\/"},"modified":"2006-05-23T09:17:19","modified_gmt":"2006-05-23T14:17:19","slug":"hey-mom-let-me-know-if-you-want-this-post-to-be-1-in-the-google-results-for-their-names","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2006\/05\/23\/hey-mom-let-me-know-if-you-want-this-post-to-be-1-in-the-google-results-for-their-names\/","title":{"rendered":"Hey Mom, let me know if you want this post to be #1 in the Google results for their names"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are certain words I never expected to see my mother use in print, and &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nb\/nb.cgi\/view\/mom\/2006\/05\/22\/2\" title=\"And she wasted it on 24?\">pimped<\/a>&#8221; is one of them.  Just one reason why I&#8217;m happy to see her blogging again.<\/p>\n<p>If you read Mo-Jo, you&#8217;re already aware that after years of mounting mismanagement, condescension and outright lies from the diocesan administration, my mother&#8217;s willingness to stand up for her school and her students finally got her fired.  She has another job now, but (no offense to any booksellers present) she deserves a better one; if you happen to be aware of teaching or library-related jobs in central Kentucky for someone with an MAEd (but not an MLS), please <a href=\"mailto:xorph@xorph.com\" title=\"Sadly, my mother does not qualify as &quot;hardcore russiaan bitches doig poorno.&quot;\">let me know<\/a> and I&#8217;ll pass the news to her.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are certain words I never expected to see my mother use in print, and &#8220;pimped&#8221; is one of them. Just one reason why I&#8217;m happy to see her blogging again. If you read Mo-Jo, you&#8217;re already aware that after years of mounting mismanagement, condescension and outright lies from the diocesan administration, my mother&#8217;s willingness [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[70,63,40],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-catholicism","category-injustice","category-joan"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=135"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}