{"id":1337,"date":"2003-06-27T14:25:21","date_gmt":"2003-06-27T19:25:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2003\/06\/27\/1337\/"},"modified":"2021-04-14T13:31:51","modified_gmt":"2021-04-14T21:31:51","slug":"1337","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2003\/06\/27\/1337\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I accidentally threw away my first microfiber glasses-cleaning cloth with my broken case, a couple of weeks ago.  I&#8217;ve been casting about for another one ever since, substituting shirttails and paper towels.  Coincidentally, I started carrying a handkerchief in my pocket back in April, and almost always have it with me.<\/p>\n<p>It wasn&#8217;t until today that it occurred to me that these two things might be related.  Man, how did I ever graduate?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I accidentally threw away my first microfiber glasses-cleaning cloth with my broken case, a couple of weeks ago. I&#8217;ve been casting about for another one ever since, substituting shirttails and paper towels. Coincidentally, I started carrying a handkerchief in my pocket back in April, and almost always have it with me. It wasn&#8217;t until today [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1337"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1337\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3697,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1337\/revisions\/3697"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}