{"id":131,"date":"2006-05-31T10:06:59","date_gmt":"2006-05-31T15:06:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2006\/05\/31\/i-am-hyperventilating\/"},"modified":"2006-05-31T10:06:59","modified_gmt":"2006-05-31T15:06:59","slug":"i-am-hyperventilating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2006\/05\/31\/i-am-hyperventilating\/","title":{"rendered":"I am hyperventilating"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A secret source with the initials &#8220;David Clark&#8221; brought me first the rumor, then the confirmation:  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.brickmovie.net\/\" title=\"Because you might have forgotten already!\">Brick<\/a> will be showing at the <a href=\"http:\/\/movies.yahoo.com\/showtimes\/theater?id=1815&#038;date=20060602\" title=\"I do not understand the banner ads for an upside-down naked man.\">Baxter Avenue Theatres this Friday, June 2,<\/a> at 12:50, 3:10, 5:30, 7:50 and 10:05.  Normally I&#8217;d want to see it as soon as I left work, but I&#8217;d also like to see it with Maria, who has to electrocute children until after 8:00, and anyway I bet this is a movie better seen after dark.<\/p>\n<p>SO!  If you live in or around Louisville and love either a) me or b) good nasty detective stories, please show up at the Baxter for the 10:05 show!  It will be a party!  I will buy your popcorn!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A secret source with the initials &#8220;David Clark&#8221; brought me first the rumor, then the confirmation: Brick will be showing at the Baxter Avenue Theatres this Friday, June 2, at 12:50, 3:10, 5:30, 7:50 and 10:05. Normally I&#8217;d want to see it as soon as I left work, but I&#8217;d also like to see it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,37,29,23,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brick","category-david-clark","category-maria","category-movies","category-obsessions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=131"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}