{"id":1292,"date":"2003-07-24T06:54:45","date_gmt":"2003-07-24T11:54:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2003\/07\/24\/1292\/"},"modified":"2003-07-24T06:54:45","modified_gmt":"2003-07-24T11:54:45","slug":"1292","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2003\/07\/24\/1292\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ad in the paper:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<pre><b><span style=\"font-size: 150%;\">Lasik $299!*<\/span><\/b><br \/>\n\nMust have Lasik by August 31.<\/pre>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Yeah, I&#8217;m so going bargain-basement when I have someone <i>perform delicate surgery on my eyes.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ad in the paper: Lasik $299!* Must have Lasik by August 31. Yeah, I&#8217;m so going bargain-basement when I have someone perform delicate surgery on my eyes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1292","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1292","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1292"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1292\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}