{"id":1284,"date":"2003-07-27T22:58:08","date_gmt":"2003-07-28T03:58:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2003\/07\/27\/1284\/"},"modified":"2003-07-27T22:58:08","modified_gmt":"2003-07-28T03:58:08","slug":"1284","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2003\/07\/27\/1284\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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Brendan:<\/b><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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I need a journal entry for tonight so I don’t have a blank spot in my calendar. Give me an idea.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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Maria
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Um… I don’t know? This is why I don’t have a journal.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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Brendan:<\/b><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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But you should!<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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M:<\/b><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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If I had a journal it would be made up of random snippets of conversation. Out of context.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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B:<\/b><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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You’d have a quote log!<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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M:<\/b><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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I think quote logs are supposed to be funny.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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B:<\/b><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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I just got an email from Mindy. I was hoping it was from my friend Mindy, but no.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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M:<\/b><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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No?<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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B:<\/b><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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No, this is more “Girls In Heat Playing With Horse Studs.”<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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M:<\/b><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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Maybe Mindy is trying to give you a message.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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B:<\/b><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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I’m so putting that in my journal.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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M:<\/b><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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No! Don’t!<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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B:<\/b><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

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*click*<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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