{"id":1261,"date":"2003-08-07T17:18:45","date_gmt":"2003-08-07T22:18:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2003\/08\/07\/1261\/"},"modified":"2003-08-07T17:18:45","modified_gmt":"2003-08-07T22:18:45","slug":"1261","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2003\/08\/07\/1261\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<table cellpadding=\"6\" cellspacing=\"0\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" align=\"right\">\n<p><b>Maria:<\/b><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to make a New Year&#8217;s resolution.  Now that I have fewer months to break it in.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" align=\"right\">\n<p><b>Brendan:<\/b><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p>What are you going to resolve?<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" align=\"right\">\n<p><b>Maria:<\/b><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p>To not argue as much with people.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" align=\"right\">\n<p><b>Brendan:<\/b><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p>Oh, I doubt you&#8217;ll be able to do that.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\" align=\"right\">\n<p><b>Maria:<\/b><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<p>No, I think I will.  OH CRAP!<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maria: I&#8217;m going to make a New Year&#8217;s resolution. Now that I have fewer months to break it in. Brendan: What are you going to resolve? Maria: To not argue as much with people. Brendan: Oh, I doubt you&#8217;ll be able to do that. Maria: No, I think I will. OH CRAP!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1261","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maria"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1261","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1261"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1261\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1261"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1261"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1261"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}