{"id":1258,"date":"2003-08-08T10:27:06","date_gmt":"2003-08-08T15:27:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2003\/08\/08\/1258\/"},"modified":"2003-08-08T10:27:06","modified_gmt":"2003-08-08T15:27:06","slug":"1258","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2003\/08\/08\/1258\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s the <b>Talk To a Terrifyingly Quick Standup Comic in California on the Phone Game!<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Premise:  You have been contacted by email and phone, so as to double the super top secretness of a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crummy.com\/view.cgi\/guest\">responsibility<\/a> with which you have been entrusted.  After such secretness is secured, your contact will call you back later and you&#8217;ll end up talking for like an hour.\n<\/li>\n<li>Imagine the conversation as a cooperative race, in which the object is not to reach a finish line, but rather to match pace with the other conversant.\n<\/li>\n<li>For the purposes of this scenario, you have an old bicycle, the one from when you lived in Georgetown.  It has pink flowers on it, and one squeaky training wheel that likes to make you turn right.\n<\/li>\n<li>Meanwhile, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ocf.berkeley.edu\/~sumanah\/\">Sumana<\/a> has a street-illegal Ferrari.\n<\/li>\n<li>Sumana is a kindly driver, and will cruise along comfortably halfway up the gear train, in eighth.  You will attempt to pedal along at speeds matching her train (er, car) of thought; if you were on a real bicycle and not a metaphorical one, this would cause your tires to sublimate.\n<\/li>\n<li>Now&#8211;and this is important&#8211;<i>try to make it look easy.<\/i><br\/ ><\/li>\n<li>Seriously, I did get to talk to one of my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nb\/category.cgi\/nfd\/People\/Interweb Role Models\">role bloggers<\/a> on the cellular telephone last night.  Layla cut us off a couple of times (I think she was cranky, and maybe jealous), but it was still pretty great, and my face hurt from smiling afterwards.\n<\/li>\n<li>I think I&#8217;m going to have to make a California road trip next summer after all, and hit San Francisco and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nightlightpress.com\/\">LA<\/a> and of course San Diego.  Sumana recommended Amtrak, which could totally be a week&#8217;s worth of party.  <a href=\"http:\/\/imgruv2.blogspot.com\/\">Stephen<\/a>, Maria, you guys still up for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.comic-con.org\/\">Comic Con<\/a>?\n<\/li>\n<li>Oh, right, the topic and such.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Thanks for playing the <b>Talk To a Terrifyingly Quick Standup Comic in California on the Phone Game!<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s the Talk To a Terrifyingly Quick Standup Comic in California on the Phone Game! Premise: You have been contacted by email and phone, so as to double the super top secretness of a responsibility with which you have been entrusted. After such secretness is secured, your contact will call you back later and you&#8217;ll [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31,28,34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1258","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-landmarks","category-sumana-harihareswara","category-travel-and-acronyms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1258","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1258"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1258\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}