{"id":1248,"date":"2003-08-13T06:04:57","date_gmt":"2003-08-13T11:04:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2003\/08\/13\/1248\/"},"modified":"2003-08-13T06:04:57","modified_gmt":"2003-08-13T11:04:57","slug":"1248","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2003\/08\/13\/1248\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Spam:<\/p>\n<pre>  TV Too Small?     Turn yours into a 150 INCH Big Screen TV<\/pre>\n<p>At first I actually thought &#8220;TV&#8221; was yet another euphemism for &#8220;wang.&#8221;  I know, 150 inches seems like quite a claim to make, but these guys don&#8217;t really have any <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nb\/view.cgi\/nfd\/2003\/03\/03\/0\">hyperbolic limits<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spam: TV Too Small? Turn yours into a 150 INCH Big Screen TV At first I actually thought &#8220;TV&#8221; was yet another euphemism for &#8220;wang.&#8221; I know, 150 inches seems like quite a claim to make, but these guys don&#8217;t really have any hyperbolic limits.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spam"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1248"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1248\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}