{"id":1231,"date":"2003-08-19T10:14:38","date_gmt":"2003-08-19T15:14:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2003\/08\/19\/1231\/"},"modified":"2003-08-19T10:14:38","modified_gmt":"2003-08-19T15:14:38","slug":"1231","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2003\/08\/19\/1231\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\">\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.com\/news\/949609.asp\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/images\/top_10_rules_on_the_floor.jpg\" alt=\"Top 10 Rules for Online Shopping\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I like this picture because you know exactly <i>why<\/i> they&#8217;re going to shop online&#8211;they have no furniture, and have to lie on the floor to use their computer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I like this picture because you know exactly why they&#8217;re going to shop online&#8211;they have no furniture, and have to lie on the floor to use their computer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mild-lunacy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1231"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1231\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}