{"id":1211,"date":"2003-08-29T13:18:31","date_gmt":"2003-08-29T18:18:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2003\/08\/29\/1211\/"},"modified":"2003-08-29T13:18:31","modified_gmt":"2003-08-29T18:18:31","slug":"1211","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2003\/08\/29\/1211\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Things I Have Made Now:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Chocolate chip cookies.  <i>From scratch.<\/i>\n<\/li>\n<li>Sweet and sour chicken, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nb\/view.cgi\/nfd\/2003\/07\/20\/0\">finally<\/a>, which turned out unfairly good.\n<\/li>\n<li>Real waffles!  With our waffle maker!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Actually, all my attempts at cooking so far have turned out really well; I&#8217;m just waiting for something horrible to happen, like the time Audrey and I made noodles without boiling water.  I guess I could also set the kitchen on fire, which won&#8217;t be hard if I keep forgetting to turn the oven off.  Remind me to turn the oven off!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things I Have Made Now: Chocolate chip cookies. From scratch. Sweet and sour chicken, finally, which turned out unfairly good. Real waffles! With our waffle maker! Actually, all my attempts at cooking so far have turned out really well; I&#8217;m just waiting for something horrible to happen, like the time Audrey and I made noodles [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[107,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1211","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-audrey","category-food"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1211","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1211"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1211\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1211"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1211"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1211"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}