{"id":12,"date":"2007-04-13T18:23:25","date_gmt":"2007-04-13T23:23:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2007\/04\/13\/12\/"},"modified":"2007-04-13T18:23:25","modified_gmt":"2007-04-13T23:23:25","slug":"12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2007\/04\/13\/12\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Ride the flavor horns.<\/i>  Dammit!  I knew there was a better joke than the &#8220;hyperspace&#8221; thing in the last entry, I just couldn&#8217;t get the bat off my shoulder.  Oh well.  There&#8217;s always next year.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to all the people who have offered further sandwich suggestions in the comments.  More!  More!  I should clarify that I am quite familiar with the unholy power of bacon, but will generally not eat sharp or nontoasted cheese.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ride the flavor horns. Dammit! I knew there was a better joke than the &#8220;hyperspace&#8221; thing in the last entry, I just couldn&#8217;t get the bat off my shoulder. Oh well. There&#8217;s always next year. Thanks to all the people who have offered further sandwich suggestions in the comments. More! More! I should clarify that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-metablogging"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}