{"id":1196,"date":"2003-09-22T10:19:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-22T15:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2003\/09\/22\/1196\/"},"modified":"2003-09-22T10:19:00","modified_gmt":"2003-09-22T15:19:00","slug":"1196","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2003\/09\/22\/1196\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>&#8220;Just imagine <a href=\"http:\/\/deeyanher.blogspot.com\/2003_09_01_deeyanher_archive.html#106400267076823126\">squeezing a monkey<\/a> into a deflated balloon, and then inserting that balloon into another, much bigger balloon, and then filling the space between the two carcasses with strawberry jam. Even though you can&#8217;t see its shape anymore, there&#8217;s a monkey in there, and it still performs most of the normal monkey functions like picking up pencils and making fun of the teacher; it just has to do so through a load of blubber. That is what I sit by in class.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Rejoice, ye people, for <a href=\"http:\/\/deeyanher.blogspot.com\/\">AUDREY HAS A BLOG!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Just imagine squeezing a monkey into a deflated balloon, and then inserting that balloon into another, much bigger balloon, and then filling the space between the two carcasses with strawberry jam. Even though you can&#8217;t see its shape anymore, there&#8217;s a monkey in there, and it still performs most of the normal monkey functions like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[107,16,60],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1196","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-audrey","category-discoveries","category-friendblogs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1196","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1196"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1196\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}