{"id":119,"date":"2006-06-14T12:27:10","date_gmt":"2006-06-14T17:27:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2006\/06\/14\/119\/"},"modified":"2006-06-14T12:27:10","modified_gmt":"2006-06-14T17:27:10","slug":"119","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2006\/06\/14\/119\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We got new evacuation instructions for our building today.  Before, we had to alternate in the east and west stairwells by floor, which was a pain to remember.  Now, the instructions are to go to the east stairwell if you&#8217;re on the east side, and the west stairwell if you&#8217;re on the west side.  You got to whichever stairwell is closest.  It&#8217;s that simple!<\/p>\n<p>In the last ten minutes, I&#8217;ve heard <i>two people<\/i> come up and ask the Lady in the Next Cube whether we&#8217;re on the east or west side.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We got new evacuation instructions for our building today. Before, we had to alternate in the east and west stairwells by floor, which was a pain to remember. Now, the instructions are to go to the east stairwell if you&#8217;re on the east side, and the west stairwell if you&#8217;re on the west side. You [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,6,65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kentucky","category-real-jobs","category-the-cube-next-door"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}