{"id":1189,"date":"2003-10-01T20:25:27","date_gmt":"2003-10-02T01:25:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2003\/10\/01\/1189\/"},"modified":"2003-10-01T20:25:27","modified_gmt":"2003-10-02T01:25:27","slug":"1189","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2003\/10\/01\/1189\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>&#8220;Also, in an attempt to re-energize myself, I sort of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/shamzmam\/10626.html?view=21634\">scotch-taped<\/a> a quart of milk to my face.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Sometimes I think the reason the faces in <a href=\"http:\/\/snipehunting.rydia.net\/\">AZWP<\/a> are so expressive is because they are all Stephen&#8217;s real face.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Also, in an attempt to re-energize myself, I sort of scotch-taped a quart of milk to my face.&#8221; Sometimes I think the reason the faces in AZWP are so expressive is because they are all Stephen&#8217;s real face.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-discoveries","category-stephen-heintz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1189","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1189"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1189\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}