{"id":1170,"date":"2003-10-13T15:39:05","date_gmt":"2003-10-13T20:39:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2003\/10\/13\/1170\/"},"modified":"2003-10-13T15:39:05","modified_gmt":"2003-10-13T20:39:05","slug":"1170","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2003\/10\/13\/1170\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Will Johnston doesn&#8217;t believe in binomial nomenclature.<\/p>\n<p>Will Johnston drinks molten steel and eats fish heads.<\/p>\n<p>The Tower of Pisa didn&#8217;t lean before Will Johnston.<\/p>\n<p>Will Johnston shits emeralds.<\/p>\n<p>And yet, somehow, Will Johnston is not <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crummy.com\/music\/credit\/amazing.shtml\">Jake Berendes<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Will Johnston doesn&#8217;t believe in binomial nomenclature. Will Johnston drinks molten steel and eats fish heads. The Tower of Pisa didn&#8217;t lean before Will Johnston. Will Johnston shits emeralds. And yet, somehow, Will Johnston is not Jake Berendes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,62],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mild-lunacy","category-people"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1170"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1170\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}