{"id":117,"date":"2006-06-20T11:36:26","date_gmt":"2006-06-20T16:36:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2006\/06\/20\/actually-i-was-just-frequently-late-and-tired\/"},"modified":"2006-06-20T11:36:26","modified_gmt":"2006-06-20T16:36:26","slug":"actually-i-was-just-frequently-late-and-tired","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2006\/06\/20\/actually-i-was-just-frequently-late-and-tired\/","title":{"rendered":"Actually I was just frequently late, and tired"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On the back of my wallet there&#8217;s a ring imprinted into the leather from the inside, perfectly centered, about an inch and a half in diameter.  It is <i>very obviously<\/i> a condom.  Except it&#8217;s not, it&#8217;s the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lnx-bbc.org\/\" title=\"Probably would not boot, anymore.\">BBC<\/a> I got as a souvenir on my trip to San Francisco in 2004.  I&#8217;m serious.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder if anybody ever notices it, when my wallet&#8217;s sitting out, and if they assume it is what it looks like.  That&#8217;d probably be the biggest gap between assumption and truth I&#8217;ve ever presented about myself.<\/p>\n<p>Except maybe when I always showed up late and tired for my freshman-year research assistant job, and my professor decided I was a pothead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the back of my wallet there&#8217;s a ring imprinted into the leather from the inside, perfectly centered, about an inch and a half in diameter. It is very obviously a condom. Except it&#8217;s not, it&#8217;s the BBC I got as a souvenir on my trip to San Francisco in 2004. I&#8217;m serious. I wonder [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48,64],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-california","category-pulverbatch"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}