{"id":1169,"date":"2003-10-15T12:01:19","date_gmt":"2003-10-15T17:01:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2003\/10\/15\/1169\/"},"modified":"2003-10-15T12:01:19","modified_gmt":"2003-10-15T17:01:19","slug":"1169","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2003\/10\/15\/1169\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sitting here at my computer and all of a sudden I start to feel the floor jump under my feet.  What the hell?  I&#8217;ve been living here two and a half months and I&#8217;ve never felt anything like this.  I&#8217;m on the tenth floor of a solid-concrete building!  And Kentucky doesn&#8217;t have baby earthquakes!<\/p>\n<p>If I die in a pile of rubble or anything, somebody please take care of my piano.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sitting here at my computer and all of a sudden I start to feel the floor jump under my feet. What the hell? I&#8217;ve been living here two and a half months and I&#8217;ve never felt anything like this. I&#8217;m on the tenth floor of a solid-concrete building! And Kentucky doesn&#8217;t have baby earthquakes! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1169","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stress"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1169","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1169"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1169\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1169"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1169"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1169"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}