{"id":1167,"date":"2003-10-16T08:30:25","date_gmt":"2003-10-16T13:30:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2003\/10\/16\/1167\/"},"modified":"2003-10-16T08:30:25","modified_gmt":"2003-10-16T13:30:25","slug":"1167","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2003\/10\/16\/1167\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hardly ever remember my dreams, so when I do they always seem bizarre way out of proportion.  Last night I dreamt at some point that I was a superhero who worked in an office, and that a quasi-friend of mine was trying to catch me in my secret identity by going through my computer while I was in the bathroom.  Fortunately I could monitor his actions via my wrist-camera screen.  At another point a bunch of people, including Ian, Arnold Schwarzenegger and my cousin Josh, were at a Lowe&#8217;s that doubled as a toy store, and which sold Play-Doh and other modeling compounds in enormous quantities.  (It was part of a mall, but we never actually made it that far.)<\/p>\n<p>And I woke up repeating to myself &#8220;the principle of recursion is founded on the fact that some Mexican food can be made without any food.&#8221;  Which <i>almost<\/i> makes sense.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hardly ever remember my dreams, so when I do they always seem bizarre way out of proportion. Last night I dreamt at some point that I was a superhero who worked in an office, and that a quasi-friend of mine was trying to catch me in my secret identity by going through my computer [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35,46,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-ian","category-mild-lunacy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1167","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1167"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1167\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}