{"id":1150,"date":"2003-10-25T09:48:31","date_gmt":"2003-10-25T14:48:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2003\/10\/25\/1150\/"},"modified":"2003-10-25T09:48:31","modified_gmt":"2003-10-25T14:48:31","slug":"1150","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2003\/10\/25\/1150\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

I found this thread about messing up your child’s vocabulary<\/a> a while ago, but I guess I never posted it. I think it’s great, because a) it uses the word “xorph” and b) I plan to do that stuff to my kids all the time.<\/i><\/p>\n

Well, actually I plan to do that stuff to Jon<\/a> and Amanda’s<\/a> kids first. If necessary, I will create props.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
Small Brasfield:<\/b><\/td>\nMommy, can we go to the store and get some more Super Snot? We used it all.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Amanda:<\/b><\/td>\nGet some more what?<\/i><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Small Brasfield:<\/b><\/td>\nSuper Snot! The stuff you use to stick things together.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jon:<\/b><\/td>\nYou mean glue?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Small Brasfield:<\/b><\/td>\nUncle Brendan told me it’s really called Super Snot! He showed me in a book.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Amanda:<\/b><\/td>\nOkay, listen carefully. From now on you can’t trust<\/i> books Uncle Brendan gives you. Okay?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Small Brasfield:<\/b><\/td>\nI can’t trust the Bible?<\/i><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Amanda:<\/b><\/td>\n(begins smoking from her ears)<\/i><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jon:<\/b><\/td>\nWait. How did you use up all your Sup–your glue?<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Small Brasfield:<\/b><\/td>\nUncle Brendan showed me how to make Smaller Brasfield’s hair look really cool!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

<\/p>\n

After that, Jon and Amanda should have the messing-up-my-kids part well in hand.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I found this thread about messing up your child’s vocabulary a while ago, but I guess I never posted it. I think it’s great, because a) it uses the word “xorph” and b) I plan to do that stuff to my kids all the time. Well, actually I plan to do that stuff to Jon […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47,19,81],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jon-and-amanda","category-mild-lunacy","category-referrer-logs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1150"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1150\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}