{"id":1147,"date":"2003-10-27T14:48:56","date_gmt":"2003-10-27T19:48:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2003\/10\/27\/hat-news\/"},"modified":"2003-10-27T14:48:56","modified_gmt":"2003-10-27T19:48:56","slug":"hat-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2003\/10\/27\/hat-news\/","title":{"rendered":"Hat News"},"content":{"rendered":"

This should have been posted last Friday, but I didn’t get the chance. From the pokéblog.<\/p>\n

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  1. I get on the elevator to head home, at the same time as a vaguely nice woman I recognize but don’t know. After a second, she looks up at my hat and says “Goin’ fishing?”\n

    “Heh. No,” I say.<\/p>\n

    She then bursts into peals of laughter, repeating her joke and bursting afresh every time someone new gets onto the elevator. She laughs for twelve floors.<\/i><\/p>\n<\/li>\n

  2. We stop at Atherton High and a buch of kids get on, and one of them is wearing a red bucket hat! Like mine! The only one I’ve seen in real life! I prepare to return his casual “I acknowledge you” nod, but he never glances my way. He’s way too cool for me.<\/li>\n
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      This should have been posted last Friday, but I didn’t get the chance. From the pokéblog. I get on the elevator to head home, at the same time as a vaguely nice woman I recognize but don’t know. After a second, she looks up at my hat and says “Goin’ fishing?” “Heh. No,” I say. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1147","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1147"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1147\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}