{"id":113,"date":"2006-07-05T09:58:40","date_gmt":"2006-07-05T14:58:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2006\/07\/05\/113\/"},"modified":"2006-07-05T09:58:40","modified_gmt":"2006-07-05T14:58:40","slug":"113","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2006\/07\/05\/113\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I discovered a few minutes ago that I have not only a big black splinter in the heel of my hand, but a hell of broken nail on that hand&#8217;s ring finger.  My hand was in no such condition when I went to bed last night.  What exactly am I doing in my sleep?<\/p>\n<p>I know I haven&#8217;t written anything in here in like ten weeks; I have been saving up the biggest thing for the day when it actually happens.  Meanwhile, Maria bought a red car, we ate at the Mayan Gypsy three times in a week, Ian touched down like a spinning stone, and Brenna will never trust us again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I discovered a few minutes ago that I have not only a big black splinter in the heel of my hand, but a hell of broken nail on that hand&#8217;s ring finger. My hand was in no such condition when I went to bed last night. What exactly am I doing in my sleep? I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[53,10,46,31,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brenna-barnes","category-food","category-ian","category-landmarks","category-maria"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=113"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}