{"id":1127,"date":"2003-11-05T17:32:20","date_gmt":"2003-11-05T22:32:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2003\/11\/05\/1127\/"},"modified":"2003-11-05T17:32:20","modified_gmt":"2003-11-05T22:32:20","slug":"1127","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2003\/11\/05\/1127\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On the principle that I&#8217;ll try anything twice, I went to a hair-cutting establishment similar to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nb\/view.cgi\/nfd\/2003\/04\/11\/0\">where I got my last bad haircut<\/a> and, shockingly, got <i>exactly the same haircut.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Pros of this haircut:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>My hair doesn&#8217;t get in my ears anymore.\n<\/li>\n<li>I look&#8211;just the littlest, tiniest bit&#8211;like a badass.\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Cons of this haircut:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>No I don&#8217;t.\n<\/li>\n<li>AND I DON&#8217;T HAVE ANY HAIR.\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I learned something, though:  watching in mute horror as great hunks of my head fell away, I discovered myself to be in possession of a <i>lot<\/i> of gray hair.  I could seriously be all gray by the time I&#8217;m 30.  You can&#8217;t tell in the Idiotcam&copy;, because it&#8217;s almost all in the back.  But as Mister Sadistic Barber drew his Nazi Razor (Nazor) over my skull again and again, the air around me was a dark snowstorm, filled with the pale detritus of eight years spent <a href=\"http:\/\/achewood.com\/index.php?date=09132002\">learning computer science<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the principle that I&#8217;ll try anything twice, I went to a hair-cutting establishment similar to where I got my last bad haircut and, shockingly, got exactly the same haircut. Pros of this haircut: My hair doesn&#8217;t get in my ears anymore. I look&#8211;just the littlest, tiniest bit&#8211;like a badass. Cons of this haircut: No [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stress"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1127"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1127\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}