{"id":1112,"date":"2003-11-11T21:48:08","date_gmt":"2003-11-12T02:48:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2003\/11\/11\/1112\/"},"modified":"2003-11-11T21:48:08","modified_gmt":"2003-11-12T02:48:08","slug":"1112","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2003\/11\/11\/1112\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.codypowell.com\/goulash\/\" title=\"As any poor, weird man-child can tell you, I have no shortage of opportunities for amorous activities.\">The Emperor-Priest of Goulash<\/a> basically trumps the real site with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.codypowell.com\/goulash\/archives\/000132.html\" title=\"What I want to know is what SIZE panties were they?\">his own three grouphugs<\/a>.  (Did you know grouphug.us doesn&#8217;t even HAVE A Google PageRank?  Not that I mentioned this.)  They&#8217;re beautiful.<\/p>\n<p>CONFIDENTIAL TO CODY POWELL:  Thanks for giving me something to regurgipost, Your Worship, otherwise I&#8217;d have to confess that I had the most boring day in the world.  I ate Easy Mac for <i>lunch,<\/i> that&#8217;s how boring it was.  And then I watched TV.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Emperor-Priest of Goulash basically trumps the real site with his own three grouphugs. (Did you know grouphug.us doesn&#8217;t even HAVE A Google PageRank? Not that I mentioned this.) They&#8217;re beautiful. CONFIDENTIAL TO CODY POWELL: Thanks for giving me something to regurgipost, Your Worship, otherwise I&#8217;d have to confess that I had the most boring [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[101,13,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cody-powell","category-obsessions","category-plugs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1112"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1112\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}