{"id":1111,"date":"2003-11-13T22:37:17","date_gmt":"2003-11-14T03:37:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2003\/11\/13\/ill-tell-you-whats-embarrassing\/"},"modified":"2003-11-13T22:37:17","modified_gmt":"2003-11-14T03:37:17","slug":"ill-tell-you-whats-embarrassing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2003\/11\/13\/ill-tell-you-whats-embarrassing\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ll tell you what&#8217;s embarrassing."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s embarrassing is watching C-Span and cracking jokes about how the way Jean Chretien talks looks ridiculously, stereotypically French, just like Mike Myers did him on SNL, because he&#8217;s only talking out one side of his mouth.  And then having your roommate point out that <a href=\"http:\/\/en2.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Talk:Jean_Chr%e9tien\" title=\"Mr. Chr\u00e9tien's brothers and sisters recall that the almost 12-year-old boy was walking through the icy wind to his sister's wedding...\">he has Bell&#8217;s Palsy<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s embarrassing is watching C-Span and cracking jokes about how the way Jean Chretien talks looks ridiculously, stereotypically French, just like Mike Myers did him on SNL, because he&#8217;s only talking out one side of his mouth. And then having your roommate point out that he has Bell&#8217;s Palsy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-angst","category-maria"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}