{"id":1107,"date":"2003-11-17T10:00:34","date_gmt":"2003-11-17T15:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2003\/11\/17\/1107\/"},"modified":"2003-11-17T10:00:34","modified_gmt":"2003-11-17T15:00:34","slug":"1107","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2003\/11\/17\/1107\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today, Maria is taking all her exams for every class.  On the same day.  Most of these exams consist of looking at red-and-pink blobs with some white on them, and then answering questions like<\/p>\n<p><b>Is this slide:<\/b>  (circle one or maybe two, we&#8217;re not telling)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The maxillonervous mandiflore splay<\/li>\n<li>The mandillomaxous floresplay nerve (inverted)<\/li>\n<li>The florimandillous splayinerve max<\/li>\n<li>Dog puke  (HA HA JUST KIDDING)  (OR ARE WE)<\/li>\n<li>The pukiflorimous nervedog mandisplay<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Now, pay attention.  The standard reward for students who survive this kind of hell-day is that, to &#8220;make up&#8221; for not having classes at the same time as exams, <i>they get extra classes and labs<\/i> every day this week.  So the students have a choice of beginning \/ upping amphetamine regimens, or collapsing and missing twice as much information as usual.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.louisville.edu\/medschool\/\">The University of Louisville Medical School<\/a><\/p>\n<p><i>&#8220;We have to let them teach.  We can&#8217;t let them practice on humans.&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, Maria is taking all her exams for every class. On the same day. Most of these exams consist of looking at red-and-pink blobs with some white on them, and then answering questions like Is this slide: (circle one or maybe two, we&#8217;re not telling) The maxillonervous mandiflore splay The mandillomaxous floresplay nerve (inverted) The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1107","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maria","category-stress"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1107","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1107"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1107\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}