{"id":1105,"date":"2003-11-17T13:46:22","date_gmt":"2003-11-17T18:46:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2003\/11\/17\/1105\/"},"modified":"2003-11-17T13:46:22","modified_gmt":"2003-11-17T18:46:22","slug":"1105","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2003\/11\/17\/1105\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>&#8220;I didn&#8217;t get close enough to this bicycle tire spider to see what it was wearing (I&#8217;m not scared of all spiders, just ones who live life on the edge), but I&#8217;m assuming it had a <a href=\"http:\/\/deeyanher.blogspot.com\/2003_11_01_deeyanher_archive.html#106884484678551057\" title=\"A Discourse on Technology and the Animal Kingdom\">flame-patterned skull cap<\/a> tied around its head over those eight mean eyes, three of which work. It hadn&#8217;t woven a middle finger into its web; I checked.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I <a href=\"http:\/\/kevan.org\/twin.cgi?blog=2171\" title=\"It says &quot;Visit Deeyanher Land!&quot;\">twinned<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/deeyanher.blogspot.com\/\">Audrey<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/~shamzmam\/\">Stephen<\/a>.  It only seemed right.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of friendblogs, I only just noticed that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.centre.edu\/web\/admission\/traveljournals\/france.html\" title=\"One time, that girl Noelle on the November 14 picture got naked in our room.\">my first-year roommate<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.centre.edu\/web\/admission\/traveljournals\/vietnam.html\" title=\"One time, I linked the word 'platonic' to a picture of her butt.\">my friend Lauren<\/a> were persuaded by the Centre PR department to keep <a href=\"http:\/\/www.centre.edu\/web\/admission\/traveljournals\/\" title=\"Check those wacky ethnic fonts!\">travel journals<\/a> when they went abroad.  I&#8217;m pretty sure they&#8217;re both in DC (District, not David) now&#8211;Lauren living a sitcom, Ben&#8230;  Ben doing Ben things.  They&#8217;re both going to be President, possibly at the same time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I didn&#8217;t get close enough to this bicycle tire spider to see what it was wearing (I&#8217;m not scared of all spiders, just ones who live life on the edge), but I&#8217;m assuming it had a flame-patterned skull cap tied around its head over those eight mean eyes, three of which work. It hadn&#8217;t woven [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[107,60,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1105","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-audrey","category-friendblogs","category-stephen-heintz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1105","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1105"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1105\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1105"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1105"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1105"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}