{"id":1103,"date":"2003-11-17T14:47:01","date_gmt":"2003-11-17T19:47:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2003\/11\/17\/i-should-probably-never-really-have-a-country\/"},"modified":"2003-11-17T14:47:01","modified_gmt":"2003-11-17T19:47:01","slug":"i-should-probably-never-really-have-a-country","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2003\/11\/17\/i-should-probably-never-really-have-a-country\/","title":{"rendered":"I should probably never really have a country."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Public nudity is compulsory, euthanasia is illegal, military funding has been stripped back, and young children are regularly seen <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nationstates.net\/cgi-bin\/index.cgi\/target=display_nation\/nation=xorphia\" title=\"Its currency is the chicken.\">wagering pocket money<\/a> at blackjack tables.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Public nudity is compulsory, euthanasia is illegal, military funding has been stripped back, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-discoveries","category-mild-lunacy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1103"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1103\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}