{"id":1095,"date":"2003-11-25T10:42:46","date_gmt":"2003-11-25T15:42:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2003\/11\/25\/1095\/"},"modified":"2003-11-25T10:42:46","modified_gmt":"2003-11-25T15:42:46","slug":"1095","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2003\/11\/25\/1095\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s these two people named Sara Baase and Allen Van Gelder, right?  And they wrote an algorithms textbook, and basically, <i>fuck<\/i> them.  It must be nice to live in a frilly, golden fantasy world, where everyone has a pony and <i>arrays are indexed from one instead of zero.<\/i>  You know, just like no computer in the world has ever done.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, I&#8217;ve been up for a while.  Stupid projects.  Last day of classes before MY MOM GETS MARRIED.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s these two people named Sara Baase and Allen Van Gelder, right? And they wrote an algorithms textbook, and basically, fuck them. It must be nice to live in a frilly, golden fantasy world, where everyone has a pony and arrays are indexed from one instead of zero. You know, just like no computer in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[97],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1095","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-grad-school"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1095","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1095"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1095\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1095"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1095"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1095"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}