{"id":1090,"date":"2003-11-29T11:58:14","date_gmt":"2003-11-29T16:58:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2003\/11\/29\/1090\/"},"modified":"2003-11-29T11:58:14","modified_gmt":"2003-11-29T16:58:14","slug":"1090","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2003\/11\/29\/1090\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t believe I almost forgot this beautiful quote, obtained yesterday in the Christmas section at Target.  Have you ever wondered what it is like to live in Kentucky?  Wonder no more.<\/p>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<table cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"6\" border=\"0\" width=\"80%\">\n<tr>\n<td align=\"right\"><b>Guy:<\/b><\/td>\n<td align=\"left\">Look, this says no&#8230;  nole.  Nole.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"right\"><b>Girl:<\/b><\/td>\n<td align=\"left\">That says No-EL.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"right\"><b>Guy:<\/b><\/td>\n<td align=\"left\">I KNOW that.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t believe I almost forgot this beautiful quote, obtained yesterday in the Christmas section at Target. Have you ever wondered what it is like to live in Kentucky? Wonder no more. Guy: Look, this says no&#8230; nole. Nole. Girl: That says No-EL. Guy: I KNOW that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1090","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kentucky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1090","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1090"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1090\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1090"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1090"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1090"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}