{"id":1088,"date":"2003-11-30T19:11:44","date_gmt":"2003-12-01T00:11:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2003\/11\/30\/1088\/"},"modified":"2003-11-30T19:11:44","modified_gmt":"2003-12-01T00:11:44","slug":"1088","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2003\/11\/30\/1088\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fever peaked at 102.3 Fahrenheit today.  Proteins become denatured&#8211;ie brain damage can occur&#8211;at 103 (and I very nearly just spelled that &#8220;brane damage&#8221;).<\/p>\n<p>Bleagh.  Don&#8217;t really see myself doing the work thing tomorrow.  Instead I&#8217;ll try to get an appointment with the reputedly horrible University Health Services and obtain antibiotics, as there&#8217;s a good chance it&#8217;s strep, so I&#8217;ll at least be noncontagious at some point on Tuesday.  If I&#8217;ve touched you recently and you happen to suffer brain damage (&#8220;brean damange,&#8221; that time, <i>what the fuck<\/i>) in a few days, I apologize a lot.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">&#8220;If that sketch was contagious, now I&#8217;d be contaged!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;Ken Troklus<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fever peaked at 102.3 Fahrenheit today. Proteins become denatured&#8211;ie brain damage can occur&#8211;at 103 (and I very nearly just spelled that &#8220;brane damage&#8221;). Bleagh. Don&#8217;t really see myself doing the work thing tomorrow. Instead I&#8217;ll try to get an appointment with the reputedly horrible University Health Services and obtain antibiotics, as there&#8217;s a good chance [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,76],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1088","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stress","category-typos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1088","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1088"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1088\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1088"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1088"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1088"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}