{"id":1063,"date":"2003-12-17T14:29:04","date_gmt":"2003-12-17T19:29:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2003\/12\/17\/1063\/"},"modified":"2003-12-17T14:29:04","modified_gmt":"2003-12-17T19:29:04","slug":"1063","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2003\/12\/17\/1063\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The people have wondered.  Haven&#8217;t you heard them?  It started as a murmur, an uneasy question that rippled and spread and grew to a titanic, subvocal collective cry.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Where?&#8221;  they asked.  &#8220;Whenceforth?  Whither our hero?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday afternoon, they got their answer.<\/p>\n<p>Pounding pavement like a Clydesdale, breathing like a crippled bellows, shaking an MP3-CD player that apparently meant its &#8220;40-second ESP&#8221; label as a cruel joke:  could it be he?  There was no graceful form, no cracked bike helmet.  But yes&#8211;as he came closer, so did certainty:  It had to be!  Nobody else could have the temerity to wear those tights!  <i>Captain Spacedork lives!<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Anyway.  Yeah, I finally broke out the spandex and inaugurated my winter running season, after what must have been a month of sluglike inactivity.  It showed:  I stupidly forgot to warm up, so I started feeling shooting pains in the back of my right knee and had to baby that leg to Old Louisville and back.  I forgot to hydrate afterwards, too, so I woke up this morning with probably the closest thing I&#8217;ll ever have to a hangover.  I did manage to do my whole route without turning around early, but it took waaay too long.  Maria thought I&#8217;d been kidnapped.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve also gotten spoiled, and forgotten what a difference being able to listen to music makes.  My standard CD player broke, so I&#8217;ve reverted to my slower MP3-CD device, which is evidently not at all suitable for jogging.<\/p>\n<p>But, as I&#8217;ve said before and will say again:  at least I&#8217;m running.  I figure if I want to get in shape for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/community\/calicomicon\/\" title=\"Plug plug plug plug\">next summer<\/a>, it&#8217;s probably best if I start now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The people have wondered. Haven&#8217;t you heard them? It started as a murmur, an uneasy question that rippled and spread and grew to a titanic, subvocal collective cry. &#8220;Where?&#8221; they asked. &#8220;Whenceforth? Whither our hero?&#8221; Yesterday afternoon, they got their answer. Pounding pavement like a Clydesdale, breathing like a crippled bellows, shaking an MP3-CD player [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[94],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1063","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-running"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1063","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1063"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1063\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1063"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1063"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1063"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}