{"id":1060,"date":"2003-12-19T08:24:02","date_gmt":"2003-12-19T13:24:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2003\/12\/19\/1060\/"},"modified":"2003-12-19T08:24:02","modified_gmt":"2003-12-19T13:24:02","slug":"1060","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2003\/12\/19\/1060\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Embarrassingly, I only found out via the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nightlightpress.net\/\" title=\"They're like the Atlas Shrugged of the PvP forums\">Checkerboard Nightmare forums<\/a> that, not too far from here, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thelouisvillechannel.com\/news\/2714055\/detail.html\" title=\"&quot;It's not clear how the accident happened.&quot;\">a cookie dough truck overturned<\/a> and popped open  in Jefferson County.<\/p>\n<p><b>Good Part:<\/b>  Now, I have fuel for dreams that involve me scooping my way through literally <i>tons<\/i> of cookie dough.<\/p>\n<p><b>Bad Part:<\/b>  Alas, the brave souls involved in that cleanup operation will probably never be able to stand licking the bowl again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Embarrassingly, I only found out via the Checkerboard Nightmare forums that, not too far from here, a cookie dough truck overturned and popped open in Jefferson County. Good Part: Now, I have fuel for dreams that involve me scooping my way through literally tons of cookie dough. Bad Part: Alas, the brave souls involved in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1060","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-kentucky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1060","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1060"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1060\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}