{"id":1032,"date":"2004-01-05T10:30:41","date_gmt":"2004-01-05T15:30:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/01\/05\/1032\/"},"modified":"2004-01-05T10:30:41","modified_gmt":"2004-01-05T15:30:41","slug":"1032","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/01\/05\/1032\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>&#8220;For example, there are two categories of people in this world: <a href=\"http:\/\/deeyanher.blogspot.com\/2004_01_01_deeyanher_archive.html#107309987976782822\" title=\"&quot;He has an uncle who drives a boat, but that uncle is not a pirate.&quot;\">Us, and pirates<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I think <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/picwindow.php?picname=audreychris.jpg\" title=\"The best picture ever taken of anyone ever\">Kris<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crummy.com\/alyson\/\" title=\"The weblog of Alyson Matkin, which often concerns the antics of her very funny children\">Atticus<\/a> should get together and conquer the world.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;For example, there are two categories of people in this world: Us, and pirates.&#8221; I think Kris and Atticus should get together and conquer the world.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[107,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1032","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-audrey","category-discoveries"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1032"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1032"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1032"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1032"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}