{"id":1019,"date":"2004-01-16T08:10:39","date_gmt":"2004-01-16T13:10:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/01\/16\/1019\/"},"modified":"2004-01-16T08:10:39","modified_gmt":"2004-01-16T13:10:39","slug":"1019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/01\/16\/1019\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<ol>\n<li>The day before yesterday, Maria made carrot cake, and just moments ago, we used it to have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.penny-arcade.com\/news.php3?date=2002-01-14\" title=\"&quot;You can just buy it, the way you can buy stuff in the household cleaners section and make a bomb big enough to kill God.&quot;\">carrot cake soup<\/a> for breakfast.\n<\/li>\n<li>Yes.\n<\/li>\n<li>Oh God yes.\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The day before yesterday, Maria made carrot cake, and just moments ago, we used it to have carrot cake soup for breakfast. Yes. Oh God yes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1019","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-maria"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1019","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1019"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1019\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}