{"id":1015,"date":"2004-01-20T00:30:32","date_gmt":"2004-01-20T05:30:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/01\/20\/1015\/"},"modified":"2004-01-20T00:30:32","modified_gmt":"2004-01-20T05:30:32","slug":"1015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/01\/20\/1015\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Maria and I played the &#8220;Try To Name All 50 States&#8221; game a little bit ago.  In eighth grade (which, incidentally, is when I acquired my spelling block about the word <strike><span style=\"{ text-decoration: line-through; }\">Massechuse-<\/span><\/strike> Massachusetts), I could have done that without batting an eye.  Tonight, Maria got a perfect score.  She beat me.  <i>By thirteen.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maria and I played the &#8220;Try To Name All 50 States&#8221; game a little bit ago. In eighth grade (which, incidentally, is when I acquired my spelling block about the word Massechuse- Massachusetts), I could have done that without batting an eye. Tonight, Maria got a perfect score. She beat me. By thirteen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1015","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-angst","category-maria"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1015","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1015"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1015\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1015"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1015"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1015"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}