{"id":1014,"date":"2004-01-20T00:43:47","date_gmt":"2004-01-20T05:43:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/01\/20\/1014\/"},"modified":"2004-01-20T00:43:47","modified_gmt":"2004-01-20T05:43:47","slug":"1014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/01\/20\/1014\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>(<a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/rustycutlass\/\">Yale<\/a> calls me and tells me that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.independentspankc.com\/\">my brother<\/a> is going to throw his desk off the roof of their house.)<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>Yale:<\/b> &#8230; And there&#8217;s power lines and stuff down there, and I don&#8217;t think he should do it.  So call him and tell him not to.  Okay?<\/p>\n<p><b>Me:<\/b>  Sure, Yale.  <i>(I hang up and dial Ian.)<\/i>  Can&#8217;t believe Yale&#8217;s trying to restrain Ian&#8230;  <i>(Ian picks up.)<\/i>  Hey?<\/p>\n<p><b>Ian:<\/b>  Hey?<\/p>\n<p><b>Me:<\/b>  Yale wants me to tell you not to<\/p>\n<p><b>Ian:<\/b>  <i>Already did!<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Yale calls me and tells me that my brother is going to throw his desk off the roof of their house.) Yale: &#8230; And there&#8217;s power lines and stuff down there, and I don&#8217;t think he should do it. So call him and tell him not to. Okay? Me: Sure, Yale. (I hang up and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,19,59],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1014","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ian","category-mild-lunacy","category-yale-deskins"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1014","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1014"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1014\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1014"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1014"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1014"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}