{"id":1004,"date":"2004-01-28T07:46:59","date_gmt":"2004-01-28T12:46:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/01\/28\/1004\/"},"modified":"2004-01-28T07:46:59","modified_gmt":"2004-01-28T12:46:59","slug":"1004","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/01\/28\/1004\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, an actual picture of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonionavclub.com\/4004\/ssf.html\" title=\"&quot;Who has the time?&quot; his biological mother would say. &quot;Before we put on clothes, we have to coat ourselves in petroleum jelly and gauze. It takes hours.&quot;\">the guy who does<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.girlsarepretty.com\/\" title=\"&quot;Come to this blog, every single day, and you will be told what to do.&quot;\">Girls Are Pretty<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, an actual picture of the guy who does Girls Are Pretty!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1004","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-plugs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1004","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1004"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1004\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1004"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1004"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1004"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}