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July 31, 2005 /

“I’ve decided that Brendan must have diarrhea of the mouth. That thing just goes on and on, and most of it doesn’t make any sense!”

–my good friend Verla Willett, on Not Falling Down

July 26, 2005 /

Maria got her board scores back yesterday. She did better than she had hoped, which is better than most of the country! Maria is awesome!

It’s Plug Starshift Crisis Day!

July 25, 2005 /

Now I feel like I have to follow that title with a Girlsareprettyesque story about how your family life is weird and conclusions are disappointing.

Read Starshift Crisis! Seriously, why aren’t you reading it? You have the choice to read Kristofer Straub’s punchlines on a daily basis and you’re not! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!

July 22, 2005 /

Hotmail is telling me that there are no messages in any folder of my (nine-year-old) account. Intriguing!

Update 1540 hrs: Oh, they’re back. Boredom.

July 22, 2005 /

I’m learning Perl. Nobody ever told me that PHP’s syntax was essentially Perl’s!

July 20, 2005 /

I gave blood today without getting sick! WHOO!

I’m not sure what I did differently today, other than standing up slowly and eating and drinking double the normal amount at the canteen table.