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Dear gentle reader: this blog has been operating continuously since I was a teenager. The writing below is at least a decade old. In that time every molecule of my body has been replaced, along with many foolish ideas and flighty beliefs. I want to keep some of those things public out of an honesty and humility I owe the world. I trust you to carry that context with you.

August 25, 2004 /

For the record, watched pots boil.

I’m a bad person

August 10, 2004 /

Ever wanted to kill somebody and get away with it in the Empire State Building? Tonight’s your night!

August 6, 2004 /

Rick James was the the original Super Freak.

Attention, humans who talk

August 6, 2004 /

Saying “thinking outside the box” hasn’t actually been a way of thinking outside the box for quite some time.

July 29, 2004 /

You know, rolly chairs are pretty awesome.

July 27, 2004 /

I don’t think today’s For Better Or For Worse is supposed to be as funny as it is.

Somebody stop me!

June 30, 2004 /

I’m a link machine!

June 10, 2004 /

Genius is dead.

June 9, 2004 /

A storm just moved in here, and the accompanying winds are pretty fierce. There are leaves blowing around outside the window. On the twelfth floor.

Hollywood Minute

June 6, 2004 /

Frankie Muniz has the most perpetually tortured expression. He’s like a postmodern Prometheus.
Harry Potter hired an editor. I enjoyed the results.