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Dear gentle reader: this blog has been operating continuously since I was a teenager. The writing below is at least a decade old. In that time every molecule of my body has been replaced, along with many foolish ideas and flighty beliefs. I want to keep some of those things public out of an honesty and humility I owe the world. I trust you to carry that context with you.

For the record

April 1, 2005 /

I don’t do April Fools’ jokes.

(PS Dear feed-readers, LJ missed my last entry, so read it if you want to help me commit illegal file-sharing.)

Hmm

February 23, 2005 /

My campaign to report as junk every “MSN New Feature!” Hotmail announcement does not appear to be having the impact for which I’d hoped.

February 7, 2005 /

Speaking of Leonard, you do remember Dog Bites Dog, right? I’ve been putting off subscribing to its RSS feed because man, that’s a lot of volume, but then I remember to check it again and get gems like these:

A while back, I thought about starting a weblog just to post funny Dog Bites Dog headlines, but you can already subscribe to DBD yourself, and I don’t trust that my funny-filter is any better than yours.