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That certainly was a lot of fireworks.

Yes, Julia, I finally saw Eternal Sunshine. Nothing I’ve read about Eternal Sunshine has been in any way incorrect.

You know, not many of Encyclopedia Brown’s cases would have held up in court.

Well, I mean, you don’t have to call me Mister Batch Files.

You can call me Mister Batch Files.

I won my first game of Illuminati earlier today, playing as the Bermuda Triangle–not a great group, but my favorite so far. I had it all set to take the Orbital Mind Control Lasers, but it ended up that the Boy Sprouts were my key to victory.

I think I only won because I (unintentionally) eliminated Maria in the third round of play. Maria wasn’t real happy about that. Yeah, I’m probably going to die in my sleep.

You have completely failed to entertain me. To the Eel Chamber.

It’s warm without being sweaty–the kind of warm where you walk outside and notice that there’s no difference in the temperature, in a nice way. It’s sunny, but there’s just enough cloud cover to ward off glare. There’s a little breeze, bringing with it the smells of downtown small city: a cigarette, bus exhaust, sandwiches carried by a man and his daughter.

This is no day for class or work. This is a day for picking up fallen sycamore branches in the back yard, swinging them wildly, turning them into magic swords.

Rhyme: It’s Googleproof.

Whoo, it’s April Fools.

Hey, look out! You’ve got a spider on your back.

No, I’m just kidding. See? April Fools.