is a blog by Brendan
Dear gentle reader: this blog has been operating continuously since I was a teenager. The writing below is at least a decade old. In that time every molecule of my body has been replaced, along with many foolish ideas and flighty beliefs. I want to keep some of those things public out of an honesty and humility I owe the world. I trust you to carry that context with you.
I’m currently rejoicing in my mad coding skills, as I’ve successfully written the updater scriptfor this journal thingamabob. Rush of endorphins and all that. I predict it will last all of ten minutes.
I should be studying for the morning’s Theatre History quiz instead of doing this, but screw that. Now for the back and forward buttons.
Long Sunday.
I’ve spent a lot of time coming up with not-so-funny jokes and filler for the new “Creator” page, which will have its own directory and everything. I’m using the front page date-manipulation functions for an awful lot of stuff now; I think I’m at the point where I know just enough php to get myself into trouble. I keep waiting for an angry email from MegMaster, saying something like “You little shit. That’s the most hackable script I’ve ever seen! You crashed the box you’re on three times today!”
The stool I sit on in front of my desk is called a Crushed Can (affectionately referred to as “elephant dildo”); it’s a custom-made piece of furniture from one of the office stores in town that utterly failed to sell. I got it cheap because it looked cool and ergonomic. I got the “cool” part right. I mention it because my back is, as usual, killing me…
So I’m going to quit writing this now. Journal entry number one! Hooray for include files. I’m hungry. Peace out.