Category: Obsessions

Hey, I just noticed that today is my red hat’s first birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RED HAT!

Really ought to wash that hat, actually.

Metafinity: #2 in a series

“In March, Awards World magazine sponsored the inaugural ‘Awards Awards’ at London’s Dorchester Hotel, handing out awards to members of the British awards-presentation industry for the year’s best awards shows. Spokesperson Barbara Buchanan explained, ‘Everybody likes to win an award,’ even the people who give out awards (who staged ceremonies for about 1,000 major presentations in Britain last year). Although Buchanan called this year’s program a success, she said it is disqualified from receiving any awards at next year’s Awards Awards. [BBC News, 3-5-04]”

Good thing, too, or the whole system could go critical. Metacritical!

Whoa. Why just work at Google when you could work for Google on the moon?

Actually, they are hiring for real, which is intriguing. I hope they’ll still be doing it when I finally graduate. Seeing job opp pages at my dream companies always sets my heart a-thunderin’–until I remind myself that oh yeah, I’m still in school, and even if I were that good a programmer they’re not going to let me in the door without a couple years of pro experience first.

It’s nice to think about, though. I mean, the moon.

Just try to guess whether this headline came from the Sports or Society pages. Go on, I dare you.

Campbell, cool in blue, eyes green

(You looked at the URL, didn’t you? You cheater.)

(Um, or you figured out they don’t do Society pages anymore.)

Incidentally, remember that one time I mentioned how weird it was that there are so many wig shops on Fourth Street? Well, VINDICATION!

The Head Shops of 4th Avenue

Who knew there was so much demand for wigs downtown?

Reasons not to trust astrology

“In Greek mythology, the God of War was called Aries.”

Um, no? Ares was the god of war. Aries was a legendary ram. Nice try, though, and I’m definitely going to trust anything else you say in that article.