Category: Landmarks

Dear gentle reader: this blog has been operating continuously since I was a teenager. The writing below is at least a decade old. In that time every molecule of my body has been replaced, along with many foolish ideas and flighty beliefs. I want to keep some of those things public out of an honesty and humility I owe the world. I trust you to carry that context with you.

February 14, 2002 /

She cometh!

Update 0757 hrs: In response to any questions you may have about the show, the answer is “yes.” Whoo.

Three entries in three days is almost unprecedented. Maybe I’m trying to make up for the fact that I’m heading home for the weekend–again–and when I get back I’ll commence trying hastily to ink this week’s toon. Ah, the jet-setting life of an unpaid cartoonist! Ha ha! See you Sunday.

Update 1353 hrs: But before I go, I feel I should mention that my roommate has purchased his very first professional team from Yahoo! Shopping. I mean, with prices like these, who can refuse?

I loves me some screen cap

September 23, 2001 /

Long Sunday.

I’ve spent a lot of time coming up with not-so-funny jokes and filler for the new “Creator” page, which will have its own directory and everything. I’m using the front page date-manipulation functions for an awful lot of stuff now; I think I’m at the point where I know just enough php to get myself into trouble. I keep waiting for an angry email from MegMaster, saying something like “You little shit. That’s the most hackable script I’ve ever seen! You crashed the box you’re on three times today!”

The stool I sit on in front of my desk is called a Crushed Can (affectionately referred to as “elephant dildo”); it’s a custom-made piece of furniture from one of the office stores in town that utterly failed to sell. I got it cheap because it looked cool and ergonomic. I got the “cool” part right. I mention it because my back is, as usual, killing me…

So I’m going to quit writing this now. Journal entry number one! Hooray for include files. I’m hungry. Peace out.