Category: Connections

Hollywood Drama

“‘Deuce Bigalow’ is aggressively bad, as if it wants to cause suffering to the audience. The best thing about it is that it runs for only 75 minutes.”

The DB:EG-related spat between Rob Schneider and critic Patrick Goldstein, as summed up in Ebert’s review, is attracting more attention than the movie itself. Thank heaven this thing will be protected by ironclad copyright for the next one hundred and twenty years! We wouldn’t want pirates to steal it and make all that creativity worthless!

Read the review. The smackdown at the end will make your eyes water.

“I’ve decided that Brendan must have diarrhea of the mouth. That thing just goes on and on, and most of it doesn’t make any sense!”

–my good friend Verla Willett, on Not Falling Down